thespookerhero:

jesusthelastairbender:

mom….gay….

i’m dad 

i’m so son of you, proud

not-photogenic:

if justin bieber doesn’t have a teddy bear named justin biebear then what’s the point

  •  year is 2392
  • child: mommy i can't sleep
  • mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
  • mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH

Emma Watson arriving at Nice Airport in France - May 14, 2013

Justin's Milestone Award acceptance speech at the Billboards

I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not because they’re extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]